The results are in...

University of Adelaide head of anatomical science, Professor Maciej Henneberg said the survey results showed Australia was a nation of "healthy, cheerful, size 16 women".

And

Australian women are 5cm bigger around the bust, 8cm larger around the waist and 4cm wider on the hips than American women.

Well, seeing that the Boob Fairy never came for me, and that my waist is fairly narrow, and being Australian born, then it becomes mathematically obvious that the 5cm + 8cm + 4cm must all be in my hips. One minute, let me go get a tape measure.............................................Wow! 17cm extra! I've always wondered about that. Thank goodness for science!

(Oh, and go to iTunes Music Store and buy Deirdre Flint's "The Boob Fairy." It's worth way more than the 99 cents you pay for the song. - Thanks to Cindy for introducing it to the crowd. May it continue to be the anthem it has become).